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Morning.

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I thought we agreed to sleep head to foot.

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We did, until one of your toes
got in my mouth.

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- Sorry.
- Shall we start our day?

5
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- Okay.
- Sorry. So you wanna go...

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I can't sleep like this much longer.

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What day did the facilities people say
they could bring us another bed?

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- Next Thursday.
- Leighton?

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- Are you in here?
- Yes.

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I'm trying to enjoy my coffee
in my favorite chair.

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Instead, I'm surrounded by boxes
and boxes of shin guards.

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How many do you need?
You only have two shins.

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You wanna talk possessions?

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- How many thigh-high boots do you have?
- Enough to survive.

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Ladies, calm down.

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Bela, how long have you been in here?

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Were you listening
to my private conversation with Alicia?

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Not actively.
But passively, yes. And boy, was it hot.

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Hey, what position is bumper to bumper?

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- We were talking about traffic.
- Obviously, this--

21
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Obviously, this isn't working.

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- We need a room that fits four people.
- Agreed.

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None of us will be able
to bring anyone back here.

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Unless someone already did?
Is anyone else in here?

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My actions got us into this mess,
so I'll be the one to get us out.

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Unless any of you would
like to do it instead?

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- It's clearly you.
- Are you kidding me?

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- You can't be serious.
- No.

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I'm so excited for my classes today.

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I've carefully chosen courses
that should lead me to my life goal.

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Becoming a Supreme Court justice
by the age of 53.

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Fifty-three? I wanna be retired by then.

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No, that's one of the coolest things
about becoming a justice.

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I can keep working into my 100s.
Or my 110s.

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Whitney, those guys
were definitely checking you out.

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Or were they admiring
my comments on work ethic?

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No, they were checking out your face,
boobs, and now your butt.

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Honestly, I don't care. This year,
my focus is only on school and soccer.

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- No boy drama. Don't have time.
- No sex at all?

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I mean, I'll hook up, sure,

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but if they text too much afterwards,
they get ghosted. Bye. She busy.

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- Hello, bitches.
- Lila.

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I was hoping I'd run into you guys.

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I need you to hand out several hundred
of these fliers for my fashion show.

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- Oh! You're a designer?
- Hell, yes, I am.

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Clothing, much like the shoulder muscles
of male gymnasts,

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is one of my biggest passions.

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This summer,
I interned at the Fashion Institute.

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I learned a lot, and I stole
so much fabric. Filled two Kias.

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What materials do you use?
Do you work with fleece?

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- I love fleece.
- Fleece?

52
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- Fix her.
- Yeah.

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I will see y'all there.
Dress to impress, but do not upstage me.

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I love you. Bye.

55
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Did something bad happen to fleece?

56
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Wait. You're taking
Intro to African-American Studies?

57
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Yeah.

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At my confirmation hearing, I want it
on record that I took this class.

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Also, so it doesn't go unspoken,
as a white woman,

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I recognize the privilege that it is
to be welcomed into this environment.

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- So, thank you.
- Okay.

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Oh, shit. A sinfully hot guy
is headed our way. Just act cool.

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- You know I can't.
- Just chill.

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Hey. I'm Isaiah. What's your name?

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- Whitney.
- Kimberly.

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Oh, you were talking to her.
Yeah, talk to her.

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Well, Whitney, it's gonna be really hard
for me to focus with you in this class...

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but I will try.

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Wow.
That guy was very attractive.

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For you. Not for me.
I'm here to listen and learn.

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- Enough.
- Got it.

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Leighton, come in. I've got great news.

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I heard back from my colleague at MIT,
and they are willing to admit you.

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Wait. Really?

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- Oh, my God.
- Of course.

76
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Your grades are excellent,
your scores are off the chart.

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I mean, what did you think
was gonna happen?

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I thought my dad would donate a gym.

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Well, there's no need for that.

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And they said they could squeeze you in
before they start classes next week.

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It's a slay.

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Next week? Uh, wow.

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That's so soon.

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- I'll have to think about it.
- Think about it? What?

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Leighton, this is MIT.

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The best math department in the country.

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All right, folks. It's time for our
first unannounced room check.

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I'll be sweeping for drugs, weapons,

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and problematic placement
of extension cords.

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Let's do this.

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Okay. Looking good.

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No noticeable trip hazard.

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Oh, boy.

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- Is something wrong?
- Yes, Lindsey. The candle.

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It may smell amazing.
It'd kill us all in our sleep.

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I got to write you up.
It's Lindsey with an L, right?

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It's not mine, it's Taylor's.

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Where is she?
I will have to speak to her about this.

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As you can hear, she's a little busy.

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She locks me out all the time.

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I've been waiting out here
for three hours.

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Three hours? This is crazy.

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Hey, Taylor. It's Bela.

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Your FAF.

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- Can I help you?
- Hi. Do you have a moment?

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- Now?
- Mmm-mmm.

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We should do this again sometime.

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We should.

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What do you want?

110
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You can't sexile your roommate
for hours on end.

111
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I won't write you up about this
this time, but--

112
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Pretty sure "sexiled" isn't a listed
infraction in your little tickets.

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You don't know. It might be.

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- Then show me.
- Just be a better roommate.

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And keep your sexcapades
to reasonable length.

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Or put them in a Google Calendar
or something.

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Is this seriously
all you've interrupted me for?

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No. I will also be
confiscating your candle.

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I know you don't respect rules very much,

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but every time you break one,
I'll be right here enforcing them.

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Ow! Shit. Fuck.

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The glass was hot.

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But I will be back for that later.

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Yep. My favorite Essex tree.

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This tree and I have had
30 beautiful years together.

126
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Wait. Is this my tree?

127
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Yeah. There's the penis I carved in it.

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This is my tree.

129
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You didn't have to come all the way here
just so we can talk.

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Are you kidding, honey?

131
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I'll take any chance I can get
to come see my girl.

132
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And to be in my favorite place.

133
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Where I can just breathe so much easier.

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I got into MIT as a transfer
and I'm considering leaving Essex.

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I can't breathe.

136
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I can't fucking breathe right now. Fuck.

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Look, I know that this school is
a huge part of how you see our family.

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First Nico left, and now you.

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Oh, God.
I'm gonna die under this stupid tree.

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Fuck.

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Sorry. Daddy's just got big, big feelings.

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The math classes here
are just not challenging enough for me.

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And MIT will better set me up
for a career in finance.

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It sounds like
you've already made up your mind.

145
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Yeah, but I just don't wanna leave.

146
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You know, like, I'm torn
between my best future

147
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and my best life, and...

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I can't have both.

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- What would you do?
- Look.

150
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As you get a little bit older,

151
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sometimes it seems like your best moments
are all behind you.

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But I think that if you follow your heart,
and try to make choices that are exciting

153
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and real and authentic to you,

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then your best days
will always be ahead of you

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because you'll be on the path
to becoming who you're meant to be.

156
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So you're saying you think I should leave?

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Fuck. Am I?

158
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I guess I am.

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But it's your call.

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I have another hour
before I have any classes,

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if you wanna just sit under this tree.

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I would like that very much.

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Maybe we could sing the Essex
fight song one more time.

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Just softly.

165
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Yeah, we can always do that. Anytime.

166
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Two, three, four.

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<i>Go, Essex, go</i>

168
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<i>Fight bravely and fight true</i>

169
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I'm sorry. I think I'm gonna cry.

170
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Yeah, Daddy's definitely crying.

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Hi. I'm Kimberly Finkle, and I'd
like to apply for a room switch.

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All right. Let's get you a form.

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What's the reason for the switch?

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My friend and I didn't end last year
on the best of terms.

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It's my fault, not hers.

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I majorly violated girl code
and I kissed a boy I shouldn't have.

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There was tongue,
so we definitely went to first base.

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And then in a bedroom at a frat party,
he took his shirt off.

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So I guess I went to second base on him.

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But it didn't go much further.
We didn't, like, make love or anything.

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Anyway, we're good,
but now we're four people in a triple,

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so we need a quad.

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- I can write that down if it's helpful.
- Yeah, it's not.

184
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Listen. Room switching this late is tough,
but I can give you a tip.

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- Mmm-hmm.
- There's two kinds of applications.

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People who want things,

187
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and then people who require things
for their mental health.

188
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And you can tell your supervisor
I really want this.

189
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- Okay. So, the big pile?
- Uh-huh.

190
00:10:17,866 --> 00:10:20,453
That's people who want things.
Probably not gonna get them.

191
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But if you apply to the quad
for mental health reasons...

192
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I'm not applying
for mental health reasons.

193
00:10:26,583 --> 00:10:30,046
- Yeah, but if you were--
- I don't think I am. I'm pretty happy.

194
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Are you seriously not understanding
what I'm saying right now?

195
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Oh! Okay.

196
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So, this is for mental health reasons,

197
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and the situation is very distressing.

198
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Good to know.
I can expedite your application.

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Just fill out the top of the form,
and take a seat.

200
00:10:52,027 --> 00:10:55,405
And when you write your phone number,
just write it real clearly,

201
00:10:55,739 --> 00:10:58,992
in case anybody who works here
wants to look it up later.

202
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,254
Damn, Bela. Who got you flowers?

203
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,006
Uh, they're actually for you.

204
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,717
They're from Isaiah,
the hot guy in our class.

205
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:20,261
And he got you champagne.
It's really fancy.

206
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:22,432
It's like we're at
the grand opening of a boat.

207
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,182
We're drinking champagne now?

208
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:27,018
What happened to three random kinds
of alcohol just mixed together?

209
00:11:27,019 --> 00:11:28,519
A boy got all this for Whitney.

210
00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:31,900
And the label's in cursive,
so you know it's expensive.

211
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,484
Okay. Well, I'm sure it looks fancy.

212
00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:37,155
But real champagne is actually...

213
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,948
- Oh, my God. This bottle is 600.
- Dollars?

214
00:11:40,949 --> 00:11:44,035
Wait. This guy's rich? I'm so out.

215
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:45,244
What? Why?

216
00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:49,415
I'm sorry. Typically, being rich makes
someone more attractive, not less.

217
00:11:49,416 --> 00:11:50,919
I don't date rich guys.

218
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:53,711
All the ones in my boarding school
were stunted and lazy and boring,

219
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and always had to have their way.

220
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If Isaiah is this rich,
it's a deal breaker.

221
00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:01,260
Okay. Well, before we start just casually
throwing around the term "rich,"

222
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:03,346
let's just look this guy up. Okay, Isaiah.

223
00:12:03,347 --> 00:12:08,518
Okay. So, he is the son
of a telecom billionaire.

224
00:12:08,519 --> 00:12:09,811
Holy shit.

225
00:12:09,812 --> 00:12:11,940
- He's richer than Leighton.
- Wow.

226
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:16,444
So, Leighton, what I am to you,
you are to him. You're his Kimberly.

227
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:19,278
No, I don't care for that at all.

228
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We can stop talking about it,
and we're sending all this stuff back.

229
00:12:22,074 --> 00:12:23,324
No.

230
00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:26,579
Hey, I actually wanted to talk to you guys
about something.

231
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,540
It's, um...

232
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:33,503
- It's pretty--
- Oh, my God. Wait. Major news alert.

233
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,712
- We just got approved for the quad.
- Yes!

234
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,424
- Oh, my God.
- Yes.

235
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,843
Sorry, Leight. What did you wanna say?

236
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,638
That it...

237
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I mean, it was windy out today.

238
00:12:48,475 --> 00:12:51,521
You know,
I just thought we'd talk about it.

239
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,187
Honestly, I would love to.

240
00:12:53,188 --> 00:12:55,900
What do you guys think the difference
between wind and breeze is?

241
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:59,696
Like, when does a breeze become a wind?
And what makes a gust?

242
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,746
There you are, Bela. Thanks for coming.
Take a seat.

243
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,704
As you know,

244
00:13:09,705 --> 00:13:15,293
at Essex we take our student body's sense
of safety and autonomy very seriously.

245
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,338
Totally. I don't even think of it
as an autono-me.

246
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:20,089
I think of it as an autonomo-us.

247
00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,885
You can use that if you want.
People might like it.

248
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:27,972
We need to discuss
some recent behavior in your FAF group.

249
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:31,351
Yeah. I hate to say it, Taylor,
but I agree.

250
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:34,356
Like I said, actions have consequences.

251
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,647
Sorry. We're here to discuss you.

252
00:13:36,648 --> 00:13:40,151
- Me?
- It's been deeply disturbing.

253
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:43,990
Did you tell Taylor to schedule her sex
in a Google Calendar?

254
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,745
Okay. I did say that,
but that was just a suggestion.

255
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,995
- To solve a roommate complaint.
- Miss Malhotra,

256
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:56,878
at Essex we don't put walls up
as to when a woman can or can't have sex.

257
00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,423
Taylor, do you wanna tell Bela
how that made you feel?

258
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:05,593
When my sexuality is policed like that,

259
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:09,474
I feel a sense of shame.

260
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:12,519
As a young queer woman
in a foreign nation,

261
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:16,523
Bela's actions have made me feel unsafe.

262
00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,191
- That was very brave of you, Taylor.
- This is crazy.

263
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:23,071
I'm not a sex-shamer.
I support all kinds of lifestyle.

264
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,738
- Except when it comes to my religion.
- Excuse me?

265
00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:26,823
As a practicing Wiccan,

266
00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:29,325
I have to light candles
for the blood moon and solstice.

267
00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:30,618
See? This is ridiculous.

268
00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:34,124
Taylor is not a Wiccan.
She doesn't even know what a solstice is.

269
00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:35,707
No one does.

270
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,251
Unfortunately,
I am going to have to assign you

271
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:41,297
to another round
of online sensitivity training.

272
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,508
Right. Of course.

273
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:50,765
- I, uh, welcome any opportunity to learn.
- Good.

274
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:56,227
Taylor, I wish you a restful
and meaningful blood moon week.

275
00:14:56,228 --> 00:14:57,814
I appreciate that, Ms. Barnes.

276
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:01,151
- Love and light to you.
- And also with you.

277
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:04,404
Bye, Bela.

278
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:14,829
- Hi.
- Hi.

279
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,167
- I'm returning these.
- What's the reason for the return?

280
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:22,253
I'm transferring.
So I won't be needing these books anymore.

281
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,923
Okay. Well, we can't refund to a card,
but we can give you cash.

282
00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:29,304
Cash? [chuckles] What the hell
am I supposed to do with cash?

283
00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:30,889
Forget it.

284
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,057
Just consider it a donation or whatever.

285
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,935
No. You're transferring?

286
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,146
Don't even try to lie.

287
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,148
I basically been majoring
in overhearing things.

288
00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:44,152
Plus, I haven't heard good gossip in hours
and I need a hit real bad.

289
00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:47,403
Okay. Listen, I haven't told people yet.

290
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:49,238
So if you could just keep this between us.

291
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:52,200
Of course. As long as you
don't tell anyone about that time

292
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:54,786
you saw me getting freaky
with a certain B-list celebrity

293
00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,039
who was speaking on campus,
because I cannot violate that NDA.

294
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,126
I genuinely have no idea
what you're talking about.

295
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,086
Oh, okay. Then we good.

296
00:16:03,087 --> 00:16:04,714
- Okay.
- Bye, boo.

297
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,442
You know,
you stutter-step before you shot.

298
00:16:26,443 --> 00:16:27,946
Try lengthening your stride.

299
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:29,739
Thanks.

300
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:31,741
<i>Stutter-step?</i>

301
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:34,033
That first-year
better worry about her own shot.

302
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,034
She wasn't wrong.

303
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,622
Sometimes you look like a Roomba
that got stuck in a corner.

304
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,918
Hey. Do you wanna come with me
while I do something real quick?

305
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,962
I literally never have anything to do.

306
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:46,965
- Let's go.
- Great.

307
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,551
Hey. You get my flowers?

308
00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:55,972
Yeah. And I'm flattered,
but you're wasting your time.

309
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:59,142
I'm not interested.
Just busy with classes and soccer.

310
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:02,230
I have classes and a life too.
Am I missing something here?

311
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:04,691
I don't date rich guys. Okay?

312
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:08,026
I'm not into dudes
who throw their money around to get girls.

313
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,655
Now you're dismissing me because I'm rich?
That's just classist.

314
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:14,073
Okay. Well, no offense to you
and your Versace shirt

315
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:16,784
that you're wearing to play basketball
for some reason,

316
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:19,370
but throwing Daddy's money around
is not a turn-on for me.

317
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:23,708
First off, I'm not an Italian drug lord.
This is Balenciaga, not Versace.

318
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,127
And yeah, my family's rich,
and I'm proud of it.

319
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,379
Because unlike the rich white folks
at this school,

320
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,840
I'm not the product
of generational wealth.

321
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,052
My dad made it himself.

322
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:33,551
And I don't know.

323
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,387
Since there aren't a lot of examples
of Black wealth in this country,

324
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:39,267
maybe I embrace
being a visible example of one.

325
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:43,811
This is getting embarrassing.

326
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,648
- Can I peace?
- Sorry. I'll see you around.

327
00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,524
- "I don't date rich guys"?
- Shut up.

328
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,234
I can't. No. We're not talking about it.

329
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,238
I don't even like dick
and I know that was dumb.

330
00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:59,243
It was horrible.

331
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:02,415
I haven't been that mortified since my mom
mispronounced SZA's name on <i>Kimmel.</i>

332
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,414
My day sucked too.

333
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:06,542
I spent four hours in front of a computer
learning about religious tolerance.

334
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:10,046
- Like, Jesus Christ, I get it.
- Well, I have good news to cheer you up.

335
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,507
I got the keys to the new suite.

336
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,258
- Oh, my God.
- Holy shit.

337
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,843
Hello.

338
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:18,765
Oh, my God, Lila.
Your dress is incredible.

339
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:22,684
Thank you.
Isn't she cute and boob forward?

340
00:18:22,685 --> 00:18:24,268
Very to both. Did you make it?

341
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,854
No, no, no.
My collection is mainly menswear.

342
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,649
Speaking of which, I have to go
and make sure all the male models

343
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,110
are giving enough face
and body and butt and crotch.

344
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:35,782
But thank you so much
for coming to support me.

345
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,827
Make a path. Designer coming through.

346
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:42,495
Okay, guys. Don't look, but that's Eli.
He's the guy who helped me get the room.

347
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:44,455
- No. I said don't look.
- Don't look means look.

348
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:48,001
- Damn. He's crazy hot.
- I'm pretty sure we were vibing.

349
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:51,047
Like, at the end of our convo,
he put his hand on my arm like this.

350
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,216
Like the way an old nurse touches you
when she draws blood?

351
00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:58,177
No. It was a vibe.
At least, I think he was vibing.

352
00:18:58,178 --> 00:18:59,345
Maybe I don't know vibes.

353
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:02,851
Question for you. Was he vibing with you
as much as he's vibing with that guy?

354
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:08,646
Okay, I'm thinking maybe
I picked up the wrong impression.

355
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,276
He's definitely not giving that guy
the wrong impression.

356
00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:14,154
They make a hot couple. Sorry, though.

357
00:19:14,738 --> 00:19:17,739
That's okay. It's not the first time
I've fallen for a gay guy.

358
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,200
And it won't be the last.

359
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,830
Thank you all for being here.

360
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,044
Before the show starts,
I have a few words to share.

361
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,921
What you are experiencing tonight

362
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:36,799
could never be accomplished
by just one person.

363
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,344
And somehow it was.

364
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:43,725
And that person is me.

365
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:50,398
And with that, I would love
to introduce the DJ to tonight's show,

366
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,401
whom I've allowed to say
no more than 50 words.

367
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,111
Seriously, girl. Keep it short.

368
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,278
Thanks, Lila.

369
00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,781
Some of you may remember me as Travis,

370
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:02,492
but much like Mulan
looking into that dirty-ass pond,

371
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:06,746
I too have seen a reflection
of who I truly am inside.

372
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:09,374
And I'm no longer that annoying boy
who lives down the hall.

373
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:14,005
Now I'm Trish,
the annoying girl down the hall.

374
00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:17,048
I'm a woman
of the trans experience, bitch.

375
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,053
Hit the music. Let's start this show.

376
00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,695
She's fine. Start the show.

377
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:53,251
- Is Lila's clothing line just--
- Male underwear?

378
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,880
- This does make sense.
- Well, I'm not complaining.

379
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,229
I wish Leighton was here.

380
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:16,691
Obviously she wouldn't be into
the boys or the briefs or the bulges,

381
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,821
but she would've loved to see Trish fall.

382
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,782
Guys, is Leighton being weird
with either of you?

383
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:25,158
She's being, like, super quiet on text.

384
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,786
Maybe it's 'cause she's transferring.

385
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:31,497
- What?
- Shit. Did you not know?

386
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:34,627
She said she hasn't told people yet,
but I assumed she told her best friends.

387
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,839
I guess that makes me her best friend.

388
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,799
Damn. I'm losing my best friend.

389
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:49,474
- Okay, that's her. Here she comes.
- How can you be sure?

390
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,728
I'd know the clip-clop
of those little heels anywhere.

391
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,397
Hey, you three.

392
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:58,193
- What are you doing?
- You're fucking transferring?

393
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,156
- I was going to tell you.
- Were you even gonna tell us?

394
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:06,491
Sorry. I realize you just answered that,
but when I'm mad I don't listen well.

395
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,744
And right now I'm really mad.

396
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:11,623
- How could you keep this from us?
- Yeah. We talk about everything.

397
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,375
You didn't think we needed to know this?

398
00:22:13,958 --> 00:22:16,711
I didn't wanna say anything
until I was sure.

399
00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,381
And, honestly, I don't know.

400
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:21,424
Part of me still isn't.

401
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:24,844
Look, this is a super hard decision.

402
00:22:25,887 --> 00:22:27,597
It's not easy for me either.

403
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,140
Where would you even go?

404
00:22:30,100 --> 00:22:32,894
- MIT.
- Damn. Okay.

405
00:22:33,061 --> 00:22:36,356
- Wait. Because Alicia's in Boston?
- No. No, no, no. That is not it.

406
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,901
MIT has a math program
that Essex just can't match.

407
00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,320
I can't believe this is happening.

408
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,737
And that you would tell Jocelyn before us.

409
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,825
Like, are we not as close
as I thought we were?

410
00:22:47,075 --> 00:22:48,118
No.

411
00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,662
No. We are. Shit.

412
00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:53,289
This is exactly what I wanted to avoid.

413
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:58,878
The reason I didn't tell you guys
is because I thought that if I told you,

414
00:22:59,629 --> 00:23:00,964
I would make it more real.

415
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:07,303
I came to Essex thinking that I was going
to date men and I would be in Kappa.

416
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:11,766
And I would have done those things
and I would have been miserable.

417
00:23:14,728 --> 00:23:16,271
Then I met you three...

418
00:23:18,273 --> 00:23:20,191
and you gave me the strength to be myself.

419
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:24,529
So you're saying we have
the power to manipulate your mind?

420
00:23:25,363 --> 00:23:26,281
Then stay.

421
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,658
I don't want to go.

422
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,784
I can't imagine
not having you guys with me.

423
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,204
I mean, it is terrifying.

424
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:37,375
But I think this is what I have to do
if I care about my future.

425
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:40,793
And I really need your support,

426
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:43,214
'cause if I don't have that,
I know I'll change my mind.

427
00:23:44,674 --> 00:23:46,718
I can't lose you guys as friends.

428
00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:50,386
You will never lose us as friends. Never.

429
00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,055
- Love you.
- I love you too.

430
00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:53,266
Love you.

431
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,101
- Love you.
- Love you.

432
00:24:00,690 --> 00:24:02,023
So, when do you leave?

433
00:24:02,024 --> 00:24:04,233
My dad is coming to pick me up
in the morning.

434
00:24:04,234 --> 00:24:07,320
So, I better go and start packing.

435
00:24:07,321 --> 00:24:09,030
Oh, no.

436
00:24:09,031 --> 00:24:12,408
If this is our last night together,
we're not spending it packing.

437
00:24:12,409 --> 00:24:17,538
We are pre-gaming our hot little asses off
and then we are going out hard. Okay?

438
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,333
And then you guys will help me pack,
no matter how late we get home?

439
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,709
- Yeah.
- Yes.

440
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:22,796
We'll see.

441
00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:24,754
- All right. Let's go.
- Yes.

442
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:29,052
- Yes.
- But can I pick where we pre-game?

443
00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:37,183
Hi. We used to live
in this room last year,

444
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:39,729
and now we need you to get the fuck out
so we can drink here.

445
00:25:07,257 --> 00:25:08,673
Wait, wait, wait. Remember?

446
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,675
This is where Leighton came in,

447
00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:13,469
saw who she was rooming with,
and immediately left.

448
00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:17,726
And this is where she came crawling back

449
00:25:17,851 --> 00:25:20,895
because she realized
how much she loves us.

450
00:25:21,646 --> 00:25:25,233
I wonder if our names are
still carved into the floorboard.

451
00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:28,903
No. They sanded them out.

452
00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:32,447
Oh! My gum is still stuck on the wall.

453
00:25:32,448 --> 00:25:34,657
They can't erase us completely.

454
00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:37,785
Okay, okay. All right.
Less memories, more shots.

455
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:39,370
Okay. Glass. Any glass.

456
00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:41,249
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

457
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:44,169
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

458
00:25:49,090 --> 00:25:53,051
Guys, Eli just DM'd,
asking if I'm going to the Omega party.

459
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:56,097
- Who the hell is Eli?
- He's my new gay friend. I think.

460
00:25:56,639 --> 00:25:58,806
And he's sending you a purple devil emoji?

461
00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,353
That's a sex emoji.
I know because of how often I use it.

462
00:26:01,728 --> 00:26:03,227
Why would purple devil
mean sex?

463
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:04,731
Shouldn't it mean purple devil?

464
00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:08,649
Okay. Did you guys not look
and see who he follows?

465
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:11,861
It's, like, a bunch of thirst traps,
both male and female,

466
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:14,366
so he's gotta be, like,
bi or pan or something.

467
00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:20,955
Oh, my God. Did it take me doing this
for you guys to figure it out?

468
00:26:21,664 --> 00:26:23,833
Wow. You're really gonna
be lost without me.

469
00:26:24,918 --> 00:26:26,626
So, maybe he is into me?

470
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,711
And maybe we should go to Omega right now.

471
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:30,672
- Yes.
- Yes, yes, yes.

472
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,256
- Perfect. Come on.
- Move it.

473
00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:33,343
Wait. Wait.

474
00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,725
Tonight is gonna be one of
the best nights of our lives,

475
00:26:42,726 --> 00:26:45,728
and I am gonna document
every second of it.

476
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,105
Okay, Bela, please stop.

477
00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,065
You say that now,
but when you're 90 years old,

478
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:52,402
you're gonna be thankful
I took every single one of these.

479
00:26:52,403 --> 00:26:54,028
My phone died.

480
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:56,950
- Does anyone have a charger?
- Let it go. Let it go.

481
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,910
Okay. I'm gonna go get a drink.

482
00:26:59,327 --> 00:27:01,327
See, I wish I had
a picture of her saying that.

483
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,245
I know you do.

484
00:27:02,246 --> 00:27:05,123
You guys, look who I found.
Our own Ann Taylor Loft.

485
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:07,083
Lila, your show was incredible.

486
00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:10,336
The way you can shape a man's bulge
is nothing short of beautiful.

487
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,755
What can I say? Penis is my passion,

488
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:14,966
and when it comes to taint,
I've got no restraint.

489
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,926
I sold every single piece.

490
00:27:16,927 --> 00:27:19,178
Y'all bitches
are looking at a thousand-aire.

491
00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:21,641
So drinks are on me.

492
00:27:22,142 --> 00:27:25,268
That's amazing.
But aren't the drinks here free?

493
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:27,022
- Mmm-hmm.
- Okay.

494
00:27:30,859 --> 00:27:33,067
The girl who's offended by wealth
is back for round two.

495
00:27:33,068 --> 00:27:35,196
Everyone, swallow your jewelry,
hide your labels.

496
00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:39,699
Look, I wanna apologize for earlier.

497
00:27:39,700 --> 00:27:41,494
Because of how embarrassing
it was for you?

498
00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:43,745
Honestly, yes. Okay.

499
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:46,624
But also, you made some good points.
I was being judgmental.

500
00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:50,545
But just to be clear,
I am still not interested in dating.

501
00:27:51,129 --> 00:27:53,214
Why do you keep talking about dating?

502
00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:57,260
I saw you. I thought you were hot,
and I wanted to hang.

503
00:27:58,970 --> 00:28:00,138
Oh, you just--

504
00:28:00,472 --> 00:28:03,264
You sent me all those gifts,
so I assumed you liked me.

505
00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,974
Like you? I don't even know you yet.

506
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,978
But I do have an idea
on how we can change that.

507
00:28:07,270 --> 00:28:08,897
Why don't you let me show you sometime?

508
00:28:09,564 --> 00:28:12,567
Wow. You are very confident
in yourself, aren't you?

509
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:14,110
And I think you like it.

510
00:28:15,153 --> 00:28:16,029
Hit me up.

511
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,662
Happy blood moon, Bela. Blessed be.

512
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,166
You know what, Taylor? No.

513
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:30,875
I'm having a great time,
and I'm not letting you ruin my night.

514
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:33,378
Look, I'm sorry
I had to go over your head,

515
00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:36,381
but I needed you to understand
who you're dealing with.

516
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,549
I will happily play this game
all year long,

517
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:41,763
so do yourself a favor. Leave me alone.

518
00:28:42,222 --> 00:28:43,598
I don't need a babysitter.

519
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:47,102
Okay, Taylor. You win. I'm done.

520
00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:49,852
I will focus on students
who actually want my help,

521
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:52,021
and happily ignore your existence.

522
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:54,607
Light 100 candles
and put them on a hot plate

523
00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,150
under your flammable drapes.

524
00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:59,112
And when you wake up on fire,
don't text me.

525
00:28:59,113 --> 00:29:01,658
Because you don't need help.

526
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:05,036
See you never. Excuse me. Coming through.

527
00:29:05,286 --> 00:29:07,163
I love this song.

528
00:29:10,542 --> 00:29:12,377
Eli just walked in.

529
00:29:14,337 --> 00:29:16,713
Wow. He's hotter in person
than in pictures.

530
00:29:16,714 --> 00:29:19,799
- I thought that was only true for me.
- Crap. He's coming over. What do I do?

531
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,926
Just do what he did with that guy
we saw him with.

532
00:29:21,927 --> 00:29:23,346
You think I should grab his butt?

533
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:25,724
- Flirt.
- Oh, right.

534
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:29,436
- Hey. You made it.
- I did.

535
00:29:29,853 --> 00:29:33,857
And I'm glad that you were able
to attend this function as well.

536
00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:39,154
Okay, we don't have time for this tonight.
Eli, hi. Are you bi?

537
00:29:40,572 --> 00:29:42,613
- What?
- I'm a lesbian. I'm not asking for myself.

538
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:45,660
- Got it. I am.
- Do you think she's cute?

539
00:29:48,246 --> 00:29:49,289
I'd say more than that.

540
00:29:49,748 --> 00:29:52,751
Okay, great. You two, go and talk
over there. Come on. Go.

541
00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:59,299
- That was a lot.
- What?

542
00:29:59,674 --> 00:30:02,052
Sometimes being a lot
is the only way to get shit done.

543
00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:13,519
I think I'm getting much better
at dancing this year.

544
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,774
- Do you like this?
- Yeah. Sure, baby.

545
00:30:25,700 --> 00:30:26,868
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look.

546
00:30:27,702 --> 00:30:30,622
Hell, yeah, girl. Get that hot bi king.

547
00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:35,877
That purple devil emoji does not lie.

548
00:30:37,337 --> 00:30:40,630
I told him I'd talk to him later.
'Cause tonight is for the girls.

549
00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:43,049
Very dumb. I'd have taken him
to the laundry room

550
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:44,175
and gone through all the bases twice.

551
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,971
I think it's nice.
For the rest of the night, it's just us.

552
00:30:47,305 --> 00:30:49,180
- Agree?
- Agree.

553
00:30:49,181 --> 00:30:50,433
Leighton Murray?

554
00:30:51,393 --> 00:30:54,646
I've been working up the courage
to speak to you for over a year.

555
00:30:55,522 --> 00:30:56,813
My name is Rachel, and I am--

556
00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:59,025
I'm moving to Boston tomorrow
and I have a girlfriend.

557
00:30:59,609 --> 00:31:01,653
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

558
00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:05,198
Okay. So that's been dealt with.
You guys wanna go get a drink?

559
00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:06,908
Yes.

560
00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:12,453
- Keep that up. I love that.
- Hey.

561
00:31:12,454 --> 00:31:14,416
Okay. We need more and more drinks.

562
00:31:15,500 --> 00:31:17,460
Bela?

563
00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:21,214
Bela?

564
00:31:26,428 --> 00:31:29,846
Taylor got way too drunk and passed out,
and we didn't know what to do.

565
00:31:29,847 --> 00:31:32,390
- We took her to the medical facility.
- Shit.

566
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,602
Okay. You did the right thing
by telling me.

567
00:31:35,311 --> 00:31:36,521
Let me get my shoes.

568
00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:47,866
Let me guess. You're a FAF.

569
00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:50,326
I am too.

570
00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:52,952
Yeah, my shortest freshman got drunk

571
00:31:52,953 --> 00:31:54,914
and tried to jump over
a really pointy fence.

572
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,336
- Alcohol poisoning.
- Oh, a classic.

573
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:03,338
Pro tip. You're gonna wanna ask the nurse
for, like, a really strong plastic bag

574
00:32:03,339 --> 00:32:04,883
if you're the one to take them home.

575
00:32:05,592 --> 00:32:07,633
Is this what my Saturday nights
are like now?

576
00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,093
Waking up at 4:00 in the morning

577
00:32:09,094 --> 00:32:11,139
because someone else
couldn't control themselves?

578
00:32:11,264 --> 00:32:12,057
Yeah.

579
00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:14,976
I have the medical center set
to "home" on my Google Maps.

580
00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:19,272
- I'm Arvind.
- Bela.

581
00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:22,525
Okay, honey. You can come with me.

582
00:32:25,862 --> 00:32:27,530
They had to pump your stomach.

583
00:32:28,031 --> 00:32:30,533
One more drink and things
could have been so much worse.

584
00:32:32,577 --> 00:32:35,620
Look, I know you don't like me and you
think you're invincible, but this is--

585
00:32:35,621 --> 00:32:36,664
I need help.

586
00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:40,418
I...

587
00:32:41,419 --> 00:32:44,923
I've been sober for over a year and...

588
00:32:49,469 --> 00:32:51,054
Thought I could handle it on my own,

589
00:32:51,930 --> 00:32:53,390
here in the States, but...

590
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,103
I slipped.

591
00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,275
I need help.

592
00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:06,486
Right.

593
00:33:08,113 --> 00:33:09,197
Of course.

594
00:33:10,407 --> 00:33:11,574
I'm here.

595
00:33:19,541 --> 00:33:20,709
Okay. Bye.

596
00:33:24,337 --> 00:33:28,297
And you could always come visit.
The train is only $122 if you're in coach.

597
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,552
Coach? Kimberly, I would rather--

598
00:33:31,553 --> 00:33:34,222
You know what? I will just say thank you.
That sounds very nice.

599
00:33:35,473 --> 00:33:36,891
All right, honey. Time to go.

600
00:33:37,267 --> 00:33:39,308
Oh, I went a little crazy
at the gift shop.

601
00:33:39,309 --> 00:33:43,187
I got some mugs and a bunch of hoodies
and a cheerleading outfit for your mom.

602
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:45,567
So, you're gonna have
to really cram your stuff in there.

603
00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:49,904
- We love you.
- I love you, guys.

604
00:33:51,364 --> 00:33:54,699
By the way, I left you my Smeg fridge,
some clothes, and a bathroom caddy.

605
00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:56,701
Sounds like someone
didn't wanna finish packing.

606
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:57,662
I did not.

607
00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:16,679
- I call the fridge.
- What? No.

608
00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:19,517
No, the fridge is for everyone. Stop it.

609
00:34:22,812 --> 00:34:25,688
Oh, let's stop by the new room
to measure for window treatments.

610
00:34:25,689 --> 00:34:28,191
And also, now that
we're three people in a quad,

611
00:34:28,192 --> 00:34:30,401
we have to figure out who gets the single.

612
00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:31,861
I mean, I could take it.

613
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:34,739
That way I don't wake anyone up
when I have to leave early for soccer.

614
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:36,866
True. But, counterpoint,
maybe I should take it

615
00:34:36,867 --> 00:34:39,079
because I'm annoying and messy
and gross to room with.

616
00:34:44,626 --> 00:34:46,959
Whose stuff is in our room?

617
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:50,340
Did they give us a new fucking roommate?